Thursday, 20 December 2007

Spelling

My good friend, Robin Harrod, emailed me to inform me my spelling is atrocious and why not use s spell checker. This page has been spell checked. There is only one word that is picked up by a microsoft spell checker.

Eye have a spell chequer,
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin not sea.

Eye strike a quay and right a word
And weight four it too say
Weather eye am wrong oar wright,
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error write,
It’s rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it,
I’m shore your pleased to no.
Its letter perfect all the weigh,
My chequer tolled me sew.

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